In the spirit of Christmas, I discovered some old scribble on the subject of the title. Worth a rescue.
1. THIS ROBOTS MADE ME BUY DRINKS...WITH A GUN!
2. THIS ROBOT DUPED ME INTO EATING MUD
3. THIS ROBOT WOULDN'T LET ME WATCH TV
4. THIS ROBOT STOOD ON MY FOOT
5. THIS ROBOT MADE FUN OF MY "TINY FEET"